I'm sick of ads promising me rock-hard abs in two months. I can get rock-hard abs in ten minutes - it's called "Photoshop." Good-looking six-pack and, I can add some juicy biceps with no side effects.
I'm also getting flooded with two kinds of spam - lower my mortgage or increase the size of my weenie. It's redundant - anyone with a house knows, if you lower my mortgage, my weenie will grow all on its own.
Here's a couple "don'ts" next time you fly: 1 - don't forget to shower. 2 - don't eat garlic and expect to breathe. 3 - don't sing along to your headphones. You're not as good as Sting. That's why you're in a middle seat in coach class.
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